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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
galactictransboi
fail-boat

The shelter where I volunteer got some new hissy babies and we were making progress with socialization yesterday.

thinkveganworld

Play video, sound on.

anabsolutebisaster

There was this old lady who lived across the street and cats would just appear at her house. They’d never really be seen again, and she had a cat of her own with a collar and all who never really left the house but would spend most of the day by the bay window. But the rest were just a revolving door of random cats. Which naturally meant kittens would pop up too.

So one time when I was doing my high school volunteer hours at this animal shelter, she showed up and said she had some kittens to drop off and some to pick up. I thought it was weird but I figured she fostered them and so I assumed she fostered cats and that explained the amount of random cats I’d see at her place (turns out she’d lure strays in for spaying/neutering and then take them to shelters around the area for socializing and ideally adoption).

So she dropped off three extremely socialized and friendly kittens that I guess she had picked up 2 days prior. And then grabbed a kennel thing with five feral-ass kittens one of the donors found near a dumpster.

I had seen them earlier but the day manager told me they had just gotten them the day before and they had not been socialized because they were waiting for “the expert”. And I guess that was this lady. So she puts on these thick black gloves and goes “Sweetheart can you hold this for me? I gotta prep the babies”, and I held the kennel still while this woman just 100% no fear sticks her hand in there and grabs a kitten that is NOT happy about it. She then grabbed it by the head gently, wrapped a tea towel or some type of cloth thing around it, and then laid it down to do something that was like equal parts origami fold and burrito roll?? Idek. Point is the kitten was PISSED. But it couldn’t move or anything because she wrapped it and secured the wrap with one of them big old timey baby pins. And she did it to the others as well. It didn’t even take her 5 minutes lmaooo. Then she put them back in the kennel and went home.

I asked the manager about it and he said “Oh yeah she’ll be here in 2 days to drop them off. She has a M E T H O D.” And just as he said she showed up two days later, with 5 perfectly friendly kittens in tow!

I didn’t ask because I assumed she was a witch and also I didn’t care, but I had mad respect for her 😂

taraljc

I wish to meet this woman and also to learn from her so that I can do this magic

conversationswithamillennial

nomornersnofunerals asked:

Helping rehabilitate birds sounds like a dream. It must be so cool working with the birds and helping them be able to be released back into the wild.

glumshoe answered:

It is cool! The birds do not appreciate it at all. It’s so rewarding to watch an owl or a hawk or a crow fly off into the wild for the first time after an injury knowing that it absolutely hates your guts and wants you to die.

glumshoe

this man wants to see me dismembered:

a great horned owl glaring hatefully at the cameraALT
conversationswithamillennial
isawagirlinmydreamsss:
“death-threat-collector:
“autumnangel20:
“turtleduck-enthusiast:
“pocket-sized-friend:
“alexanderdamnhethin:
“heymissy221b:
“the-most-medium-teen-lebian:
“throneofhavilliard:
“b00kworm:
“aelinfeyreeleven945tbln:
“...
wincherlockedintardis

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

eatsleepcrap

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

syd224

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

eatsleepcrap

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

my-weeping-angel

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

everyonesfavoriteging

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

heroscafe

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No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

image

Sherlock out.

perks-of-being-chinese

woah.

trypophobic-canine

it got better

twistedthicket1

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

badgerdash-cumberquat

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

winchester-kelly

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

lotrlockedwhovian

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

moriartyfortheevening

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

that-one-fangirl16

Idk if I’ve rebloged this before, but I’ll reblog this legend again

masterofhounds

Smithsonian? I’ve found the quintessential Tumblr and Sherlock fandom post. Yes. I would consider it definitive.

thornypeach3

Ahh it’s back.

“And that’s why we have a John Watson”, indeed 😂

captainthefangirlofhp

Legend of a post. 10/10 recommend reblogging.

aelinfeyreeleven945tbln

this post is on my dash I feel HONORED

b00kworm

THE POST OF LEGENDS HAS RESURFACED ON MY DASH

throneofhavilliard

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS OMG

the-most-medium-teen-lebian

On your dash? I dig for gold like this,,, by looking at my mutual pages.

heymissy221b

I’ve only seen this on Pinterest!

alexanderdamnhethin

*gasp* THE SACRED TEXTS!

pocket-sized-friend

:O

turtleduck-enthusiast

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE BEEN GRACED BY IT’S APPEARANCE!!!

autumnangel20

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

death-threat-collector

Regardless of the door being open already, the question was what the code is. Making the actual opening irrelevant.

isawagirlinmydreamsss

Holy shit it’s on my dash

ramblings-of-a-college-girl
aniseandspearmint:
“ brunhiddensmusings:
“ ferrousferrule:
“ programmerhumour:
“Funny how that works
”
I am so pleased at how many notes are some version of “I don’t fear the science, I fear the corporations who control it” because that is EXACTLY...
programmerhumour

Funny how that works

ferrousferrule

I am so pleased at how many notes are some version of “I don’t fear the science, I fear the corporations who control it” because that is EXACTLY the attitude you should have. GMOs can save us. Monsanto will kill us.

brunhiddensmusings

what people fear about GMO- ‘theyre gonna make frankencarrots that crave human flesh and cause diarrhea ’

what GMO actually is- ‘we made rice crop that is both drought resistant and flood resistant which will prevent about 20% of major famine disasters, also it now makes vitamin A because vitamin A deficiency in poverty stricken areas is a major killer of kids as most vitamin A rich foods dont grow there’

what people SHOULD be upset about- ‘i made all crops sterile so all farmers have to buy the seed from me in perpetuity and i will sue anyone who tries to go back to crops that produce their own seed’

aniseandspearmint

^^^ THIS